They want to sell like 40 million tickets. A few thousand or tens of thousands of vocal darkseid fans on the internet doesn’t translate into 40 million Americans that want to see Granny Goodness on the big screen.

In every election since 2000, the GOP has gotten between 45 and 49 percent of the vote. Trump got about 47 percent.

I voted for Hillary, and I almost regret that decision now because the establishment wing of the party seems to think they can just keep on choosing centrists with absolutely terrible records on war and mass incarceration. Running a shitty centrist helped get Trump elected. It will help get him re-elected too.

I too would fall over myself to vote for The Onion’s Joe Biden.

No one gives a fuck about winning republican voters. They wouldn’t switch for “grab em by the pussy.” Democrats need to tell these mythical moderate republicans to go fuck themselves and worry about youth and minority turnout instead.

Indeed. And anyone who gets intoxicated at all or experiences any memory loss must have passed out.

1.) “Lewd behavior” is not sexual assault.

I’m reasonably well educated. I went to a decent undergrad university and a pretty good law school.

You have a ton more faith in memory than you should.

Fair enough.

You can have memory gaps without passing out. This has happened to me, where long stretches of my night were gone, but the people I was hanging out with described me afterwards as alert and verbal

They were at a bar before that. People drink at bars.

I think the big thing is that Biden and Clinton are both important to the DNC and the hashtag resistance. Taking the war in Iraq seriously and holding the warmongers accountable would be bad for Biden and Clinton. There are still a lot of liberal hawks in the party, in the think tanks, and in the media. Rehabilitating…

Cats and dogs lick their junk all day in front of everyone. This is a role Louis is uniquely qualified for.

Sean O Neal is about the same age as Melissa Joan Hart, so he definitely remembers.

HE KILLED A MILLION IRAQIS.

More like “Here’s how Louis CK skeeted around late night comedy,” am I right?

I’m sorry.

I am going to have a fucking rage stroke and de the next time some hashtag resistance jerk praises George W Bush. W doesn’t stand for Woke. It stands for waterboarding.

Imagine watching Baby Driver now. He doesn’t even have a big role, but reality completely changes his character’s relationship to Baby.

If every actor had to speak out about every abuser/ harasser/ predator he or she has worked with every time they comment on something, they’d never be able to finish their statements.