“So eventually we can stop fucking murdering children.”

Shrugging off NG’s role in our decades-long campaign of blowing up children is way more cynical.

They probably jerk off while thinking about the Yemeni kids they murdered. Why else would you work for NG?

It amuses me that Bannon, an aged, scrotum-faced troll, emails like he’s a teenager on AIM.

We backed the rebels in both Syria and Libya. Without our intervention in Syria, the war would have ended a long time ago. Without our intervention in Libya, Qaddafi would not have been overthrown, but Libya would also not be an anarchic hellscape. In both cases if we were going to intervene, we should have only done…

Obama’s foreign policy team did good work in Iran and Cuba.

They need to stop giving Scott Buck shows to fuck up.

They have 82 home games, not 8. Per game attendance isn’t really an apples to apples comparison.

I can’t find a picture of it, but UN ambassador Nikki Haley was literally wiping away tears during the speech. I do not think they were years of joy.

He’s proud of having rockets! This isn’t even a mocking nickname. “Rocket man” is probably what Kim calls himself. Calling Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man” because you think it will hurt him is like calling Trump “Dangerous Donald.”

“That’s opposed to within the comedy community, where CK’s alleged habit of forcing women to watch him masturbate has been rumored for years. It even surfaced in a Gawker blind item in 2012.”

The rumor has the same amount of validity as it did before, so there’s no reason to stop defaming CK now.

“This game is exactly like every fps I’ve played in the last five years. Also it froze, crashed my computer, killed my dog, and slept with my wife. 9/10"

That’s because games critics are lazy hacks. Games can be unplayable on day 1 and still average a 90 on metacritic.

I’m skeptical that they can write one narratively plausible ending, let alone multiple.

I’m torn.

Gawker / gizmodo started the rumor, and their business model seems to be “get sued into bankruptcy,” which doesn’t make sense to me either but I’m not an MBA.

It’s when an action scene slows down and then speeds back up to faster than full speed thrn returns to normal speed. It’s obnoxiously overused in 300 and Watchmen, as well as in Snyder’s DC movies. It’s also used a lot in Wonder Woman. It gives everything a phoney, video game-ish feel. I guess certain viewers - maybe…

Now imagine the propulsive score without speed ramping.

As long as they don’t bring back the DP or whoever was responsible for all the speed ramping.