But is that really playing? Or are you just watching a very long movie and occasionally pressing buttons? To each their own, but I don’t really get the draw of skipping over all the gameplay to focus on the plot. If I'm just getting the plot, I really don't see how any of the FF games could compare favorably to a…

If you don’t want to play the game, why would you bother playing the game?

If you’re relying on a super bowl press conference to teach your kids how to handle adversity, you're a shitty parent and no matter what Newton does or doesn't do, you're still raising little brats.

Of course he’s sore. Did you see how many times Von Miller et al. hit him? He'll probably be sore all week.

Looks like he got his head turned.

The Burmese 8-year-old who made those shoes should be fired.

Him and Greg Hardy can go on double dates.

The Johnny football nickname may have been just a tad premature.

If someone called everyone who knew Hillary Clinton in college and repeated a sexual rumor about her, how would Jezebel react?

Cruz is a shitstain, but come on.

Bernie would have seemed old in 2012. Therefore you should vote for someone who last held office in 2012. Bernie seems old, so let’s vote for the 90s throwback. Bernie’s not cool, so let’s vote for Hillary who is cool.

In fact, we know what a Clinton in the white house with a Republican congress looks like: DOMA, DADT, welfare reform, over criminalization, capital gains tax cuts, financial deregulation, and sporadic bombing campaigns in the middle east and the balkans. There’s a lot there for Republicans to work with, but it’s…

We have here a protected monopoly and a local government. Where is the free market involvement?

Did they at least clean up the pee for the super bowl? If The City no longer smells like pee, at least temporarily, I’d say that’s $4.8M well-spent.

That Johnny Football nickname might have been premature.

Nope. This is why you shouldn’t trust the knowledge you get from Reddit School of Law.

The U.S. doesn't have an astronomical murder rate.

If a team moves to Vegas it will take literally less than one season for a major game-fixing scandal to occur. This is a bad idea.

“Well, look, I think that California is an example of the incredible diversity of this country. That’s its strength”

If by “diversity” and “strength,” Obama means “segregation” and “weakness,” respectively, then he’s spot on.

Otherwise, I agree with what he’s saying, but isn’t clear to me how or why the Ocars…

Until Hillary says she's going to repeal her husband's crime bills, laws that she supported as First Lady, no one should pretend her comments on diversity are sincere. This is stupid. Fucking oscars don't matter half as much as mass incarceration; they're just more visible.

When it comes to increasing diversity, the Clintons have a ton of experience. No one else has done more to put black people in federal prison. The oscars are like prison, right?