Little known exception in PA is that if the owner finds you and you’ve already disposed the item, you’re obliged to give him 10 pounds of scrapple.

Ballcrushing and scrotum swelling (usually via like saline injections) are fetishes. I have, uh, some knowledge of the existence of this.

You can’t buy championships, but you can definitely buy a cup.

Please post a pic of you rubbing the two halves of the sandwich together. For science.

Just this.

Crash

‘Pressing charges’ is not needed in this case. The DA can choose to prosecute based on evidence provided, regardless if the driver cooperates.

Sigh. I guess there’s no chance of my catching all the Hot Wheels cars...

World record holder in the javelin catch.

As long as they do nothing entertaining, right?

Hey guys .... New England (get it ... NEW England) would be a great place to film. We have an extra bedroom ......

I loved watching Rory come into his own on Extra Gear and really take the reins in the Focus RS film. He and Harris seem to have a special charisma. It really came out with the jump challenge and the Extra Gear antics. Can’t wait for next year and the quartet of Reid Sabine Harris and Leblanc. And Eddie Jordan for the…

FYI Jalopnik, Nico DID NOT keep 2nd place after his penalty. He kept 4th.

because a plate of spaghetti isn’t being investigated for sexual assault by the police.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

I don’t know, I am perfectly okay with the red and blue party system.

And Trump possesses neither training, nor experience!

If it’s not dangerous to remove the plug then why does that hole look so shocked?

In all seriousness, if you had eyes in the back of your head and you were playing baseball, you could see the catcher’s signal, right?

“But really, just don’t be from Boston”