It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

Less go shake der hans

Eli, sadly, was not invited

“We shoulda had more time.”

To be fair, this is a man who knows a few things about sub-par football.

Speaking for absolutely all white people - after a rough year (trump etc.) I’m really glad to hear we got this going for us.

Sure, it seems like a great idea now but just wait until Mets ownership finds out about it and starts asking Mazeika if what he’s doing is appropriate and also if they maybe could borrow fifty bucks until the postseason checks clear.