“No, $1000 is how much I can sell it for. I’ll give you $500. This is going to sit on my shelf for a while, and there’s not a big pro-Vader nostalgia community coming through my doors everyday. Chumlee don’t touch that!” (Chumlee slices his leg off with the lightsaber)

I assure you their current basketball coach is shadier than Bliss or Briles. Just better at it.