Yes.

How certain are we that Blatter didn’t eat at least half of those poor bastards?

So apparently an actor’s last fuckable day is the one where he’s lowered into the ground in a casket?

How wrong is it I find this chatter stimulating?

‘You just need a simple tool.’

Those are the hands that rule the world, my dear.

Pretty lazy ass cut rate Genie that can’t empty hisself.

Would you settle for a dude with tickly arms and strong chest hair odor?

Seriously?

When the lawsuits are through, this ‘school’ won’t be able to afford a fucking band-aid.

Wow; do let us know when Elvis gets here.

Exactly who was preventing this monumental cretin from articulating his bullshit?

DIFFERENT political views are a far cry from the INSANE political views this sycophantic teathuglican asshat is espousing.

Seems to me more like she’s sending up her own recent appearance on Letterman;

Aren’t these people the fucking advocates for tough love, family values and three strikes you’re out?

Be serious; they told him it would be all Raygun, all the time.

OMFG;