Fuck, that was sad.

Actually no one wins but Beyonce.

Say what?

Aww HELL no.

How long before Barkley and Rodman are in North Korea hosting 'The Kim Jong Il Super Very Happy Dissident's Death Day Miracle Surprise Fun Hour?'

Actually, that's the sound of over inflated egos bursting prematurely.

'...but it's not the clothes that matter.'

Jesus fucking Christ; is there anything these low life bastards won't criticize apart from the murderous actions of their rogue colleagues?

Cool.

I'm mentally undressing a blueberry mango cheesecake.

Yet another example of how religion 'unites.'

Yeah right; a year from now what's left of Russia won't be able to assemble a fucking Lionel train set without a massive IMF loan.

How do you even know there were powder burns on Brown's hand?

Unreliable witnesses would be a prime motivator for a trial; if Wilson is so fucking convinced of his innocence, let him take his chances in court like anyone else would have to under the same circcumstances; oh but he feared for his life, right....

Keep telling yourself that while you defend this shit;

Probably the same way Wilson claimed Brown punched him twice with his right hand using the viciousness of a 'demon' yet only managed to produce a single, faint razor burn mark on his right cheek.

'Oh cool... I wonder how Jackson is recovering after attacking Wilson and trying to steal his gun. Oh, wait.'

Look who's fucking talking; you sound like a member of the Ferguson PD, clearly an unbiased source there.