Thanks, I learned today not to replace my current car with a Honda.

Everything? Those don’t look like stock miata tires to me. You are probably going to get so nickel and dimed for the “ole timey” parts you’d would be better off just buying the fully assembled version.

And the coolest folding headlights ever

J. Blinkerton Torchworth III, Esquire

I’m not sure where one finds a $2,000 beater truck, especially one that doesn’t need a substantial amount of work. That aside, $2,000 is 100 rentals of Home Depot’s pick up truck, which doesn’t require maintenance or additional insurance. 

The best part is how absolutely useless they are for hauling anything in the beds. With those over-sized cabins eating into the bed as manufacturers try to position them for family comfort. I was buying lumber the other day, shoving a bunch of lumber into the back of my Forester, just some six and 8ft boards and all…

Ha, when my kids were younger we did one of those wake them up, “we’re going to Disney!” things and filmed it. They were too confused and half-asleep to say more than “What? Now??”  It was actually pretty funny because I’m not sure what else we expected.

You neglected to account for the 2.4% to 2.7% of people who score exactly 100 when converted to an integer scale.  Percentage depends on which test, as they scale to different standard deviations. (I scored adult superior smart ass on mine, obviously)

Hardly.  There are no exterior TV screens

Amateurs.

...and David Tracy has just five months to get them both ready for Moab!

What about Plowy McPlowface

Can it be modified to wake up your neighbor’s every time you go for a ride?

No more red interior?  Glad I snagged mine while I could then!

SANTA

This article is just one slideshow short of perfection.

I’m disappointed I had to scroll down this far to see this.  

Yes.  This is the right question.  And does it absorb laser.  Asking for a friend.

I also don’t think the grill is the problem. Some design decisions that don’t work on this car: