As someone who has driven a Mitsubishi Lancer Sportback since it was new in 2011, I can honestly say please god do yourself a favor and never, ever buy a Mitsubishi.

This one:

You’re conflating violence due to disagreement and violence due to being an asshole. They are two different things.

Obviously not. But this isn’t a free speech issue.

I think everyone agrees that society limits what is considered acceptable expression and what isn’t. Go into a room full of black people and start calling people the N word or go up to a couple and tell the guy how much you love putting it in his wife’s ass, you’re going to get the shit kicked out of you. That’s been…

I love the “it’s free speech, man,” arguments. Freedom of speech protects you from the government. If you say vile shit to someone and they kick your ass, you are free to press charges for battery, but don’t bitch about free speech.

Why? Life happens, maybe you had a foreclosure in 2012 while the economy was in the dumpster but now you have a good paying job and can afford a car payment.

The issue is millenials

Greek yogurt guac. It’s not traditional guac but you’ll eat the entire container in one sitting because it’s so damn good.

Ford is making the biggest pieces of shit these days. I know it’s a completely different car, but my wife just got rid of her 2012 Focus SEL sedan. Tons of transmission issues, infotainment issues, failed steering motor, electrical issues...just the biggest piece of shit. Sold it with 70,000 miles on it and bought a…

Saw this today

Round table is so much better than all of those that it shouldn’t even be considered in the same class.

Fuck Ford. My wife had a 2012 Focus sedan. Thing was the BIGGEST piece of shit. The tranny was recalled 9,000 times, the myford touch system never worked right, the dash started coming apart, and the last straw was a failing steering motor that the dealer wanted $1800 to repair. The NHTSA page shows literally…

I don’t think that was rape.

x100 for the Comedy Cellar. Go early, grab a drink at the bar upstairs. If you’re nice to the bartender he will probably give you a heads up if any big names are dropping by that night.

Lots and lots of people can hit a home run off a BP pitch. Anyone who was a decent college hitter can probably do it. Really good slow-pitch softball hitters can probably do it. A lot of high school kids can probably do it. That’s a lot of people.

You should fuck other people. At this point, it’s not cheating.

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This is waaay too complicated. Here’s an easier way:

I don’t watch much (any) WWE, so I have to ask, how could anyone allow this on TV when kids are watching? If my kids start wanting to wear jorts I’m going to lose my shit.