“Don’t like the terms, don’t play the fucking game,” said the galaxy-brain, smugly thinking that he had just totally owned a dude who is in the news because he doesn’t like the terms, and is thus not playing the fucking game. “Go get a regular job,” he said, absolutely burning the man who exchanges the product of his…

Chef: MY MOM

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

because it wasn’t relevant to the situation, because it feels like a gotcha type of shit where they’re trying to catch people off guard, because it was settled privately and he wants to keep it private, because it’s in the past and as far as you know he’s already made up for it or maybe he hasn’t who knows

i mean,…

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?

Oh, did you get lost? This is Deadspin, hon.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.

“See what you get when you pay Fitz?” --Bills fans everywhere

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

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