You know I can honestly say I do evaluate people’s life goals before I decide whether or not I want to spend a significant amount of time with them. So, same Lindsay. Same.

In the unedited take she keeps going:

“And it’s not because I really care about your life, honestly? It’s because, like, technically I’m going to be whoring you out to a bunch of Russian mobsters, and I really don’t need some bitch to narc on me with this whole ‘sex trafficking’ thing right now, okay? That’s some heat…

It’s totally a sex club. No question. Now I feel really bad for that dude in the clip. He had to have sex with that designer... Also, in support of the sex club idea, there have been rumors for years that Lindsay has been escorting for years. This makes sense.

Lindsay Lohan is also a known moron who rarely says anything coherent but obviously wants to sound intelligent. Just a hunch, but this is just word vomit from Lohan.

Lindsay says “I need to know everyones intentions, not just about this job, but in life. Its important for me to know your intentions in life.”

I’m listening to a podcast about the show and they’ve got me convinced this is all an elaborate sex trafficking escort cult and i truly believe it. The only person who is somewhat wary is Jonitta, everyone else seems to be falling for the cult pretty quick. 

She’s quite the poet: