All of these except the bottom one really... these are the old Russian Moskvich logos..

I still say "Nine Pizzas". Screw the "Nachos". Where my dog at?

There are exceptions to these rules. Ever try replacing the rear break pads on an 05 Audi A6? You need a VagCom to retract the rear calipers if you want to fit new pads in there. The e-break mechanism won't allow you to retract them otherwise. Now I was lucky enough to be able to borrow a VegCom cable from a friend,…

So this is really neither here nor there, just something to consider... The bluetooth car kit in my Audi is operated by a twisty knob and the sound comes out of the car speakers. And it as well requires a single action to answer or initiate a call. Though I do admit that it as well lacks the tactile feedback making me…

I was given what is supposedly a tank horn, as in a horn from a tank. Not sure why tanks need horns, but whatever, doesn't matter. I was planning of mounting that thing on my little Fiero for pretty much that exact reason until I found out it was a 24 volt thing.. When I heard it at the guys shop, he hooked it up to…

Yea I was kind thinking alone the same lines. Manual gearboxes make the drivers more attentive. Furthermore, if you're driving a manual, it will be that much more difficult to play on your phone. Or eat. Or read a newspaper. Or paint your toenails. Or whatever. Manuals in this case become a deterrent to all of these…

Ok, so apparently it's not 80s. But looking at the graphics, it might as well be..

Desert Bus! Drive from Tucson to Las Vegas. In real time. A completely straight road, but the bus has a tendency to veer ever so slightly to the right. When you make it to Las Vegas, you get exactly one point, and can start the trip back. Each stretch takes 8 hours to drive.

Of course it's a Jag!

You automatically know what car this is..

I don't know, Livermorium and Onionlessium seem like a better match for the pair.

Yup. Checked mine too. Not there.

So how do you open the back doors?

My toolbox contains several nerdy, very specific use tools. Only really needed for anyone working on a very specific project. I have the Rodney Dickman Balljoint Seprataror tool for a Fiero (no joke) and the Starter Relocator Jig Tool that's used to mount a 60 degree V6 from anything but a Fiero, into a Fiero. I have…

I beg to differ about the VW system being clever. That's the same as my Audi. It has Off/Auto/Slow/Fast.. while in Auto, you can change the sensitivity between steps of Fast/Fast/Fast/Fast and Fast. The system sort of works with brand new wiper blades and a freshly Windexed windshield, but a minute amount of wiper…

I tend to prefer drifts of the quattro kind...

Wow. You officially blew my mind. Didn't know there was a 3 door Isetta made. Had to look it up and found this.

Yup. Mine has a 3.4L now. The 3.4L pushrod is a direct bolt int. Then there are kits for the 3.4L DOHC, 3800, Caddy 4.9s, Northstars, any SBC, there's a few Ecotecs running around, to name a few.. And if not an engine swap, then interior swaps are gaining popularity as well. There are lots of break kits, various…

The Saab Aero X concept.

But the gas powered blenders are so friggin awesome! A friend of mine has one that he built himself.. though you can buy them "turnkey" as well.