Desert Bus! Drive from Tucson to Las Vegas. In real time. A completely straight road, but the bus has a tendency to veer ever so slightly to the right. When you make it to Las Vegas, you get exactly one point, and can start the trip back. Each stretch takes 8 hours to drive.

Of course it's a Jag!

You automatically know what car this is..

I don't know, Livermorium and Onionlessium seem like a better match for the pair.

Yup. Checked mine too. Not there.

So how do you open the back doors?

My toolbox contains several nerdy, very specific use tools. Only really needed for anyone working on a very specific project. I have the Rodney Dickman Balljoint Seprataror tool for a Fiero (no joke) and the Starter Relocator Jig Tool that's used to mount a 60 degree V6 from anything but a Fiero, into a Fiero. I have…

I beg to differ about the VW system being clever. That's the same as my Audi. It has Off/Auto/Slow/Fast.. while in Auto, you can change the sensitivity between steps of Fast/Fast/Fast/Fast and Fast. The system sort of works with brand new wiper blades and a freshly Windexed windshield, but a minute amount of wiper…

I tend to prefer drifts of the quattro kind...

Wow. You officially blew my mind. Didn't know there was a 3 door Isetta made. Had to look it up and found this.

Yup. Mine has a 3.4L now. The 3.4L pushrod is a direct bolt int. Then there are kits for the 3.4L DOHC, 3800, Caddy 4.9s, Northstars, any SBC, there's a few Ecotecs running around, to name a few.. And if not an engine swap, then interior swaps are gaining popularity as well. There are lots of break kits, various…

The Saab Aero X concept.

But the gas powered blenders are so friggin awesome! A friend of mine has one that he built himself.. though you can buy them "turnkey" as well.

Kinda like this?

A better example. Tried to edit my original post, but the picture kept reverting back to what I initially had there.

My inner asshat is still cheap like me, though he still wants to look like he's got money. He is also a bit self centered and inconsiderate. He tailgates. He like to make is car "better" on a budget. This is why I present this. No it is not an M3. Remember he is cheap. This is a 335d. A bit cheaper than the M…

@sethchan001 .. let me guess.. you speak russian..

Nibbles.... [img16.imageshack.us]

Forget it.. nibbles don't like me..