Yeah I’m all for equality, but her special was just not funny to me, at all. Made it about 20 minutes in before I tapped out.

Oh no! If they made weed illegal, whatever would I do????

Remember when the guys from the band Mastodon were also on Game of Thrones, and nobody got mad about it?

Lol they got couples tattoo, then broke up. If I was the artist, I’d laugh in their face and just point them to a laser tattoo removal facility.

I’ve got one of these, where can I sign up to run for governor?

Except for not going after Pence for using a private email like a week ago. You know, the literal IDENTICAL situation he dogged Hillary about for years.

“Let them eat light, airy watercress sandwiches.”

“Department of Homeland Security John Kelly is willing to “do anything” to deter undocumented immigrants from crossing the US-Mexico border, including splitting up children from parents (who would be detained). I am considering it in order to deter more movement along this terribly dangerous network. I’m considering…

“Hey there everyone, we have a new walk-on for the Women’s national team!”

Never change, John. Never change.

On a side note, did anyone watch Last Man on Earth last night?

My response to his quote:

Why not move out of the fester shit-hole that are the fly-over states, and move somewhere that people believe in basic human rights?

Seriously, isn’t part of being a conservative who masturbates to the thought of the national anthem the requirement of hating soccer? Who are they trying to appease?

Wouldn’t a Trump-Inspired dating show just be video footage of a rape?

Just sell them Bibles. It’s been working for hundred of years so far.