Is the irony lost on everyone that females (who would cut your throat for telling them what they should or shouldn’t put on their bodies) are the ones leading the cattle cars full of poor mandals and shorts to their secret, underground femi-bunker? Me thinks this be a double standard.

Can we just hit the reset button on international events in general? I live in Toronto where we’re going to pay $2.5 billion+ to host the Pan Am Games, which has the interest of exactly four people who live here, is understood by no one and will be watched by dozens around the world when we have massive transit and…

Alex Trebek is a national treasure. (I’m Canadian)

I didn’t realize making eye contact while black was considered breaking the law.

You are a troll and I will not be tricked into feeding you. I learned my lesson from Gremlins.

The whole cheese conference in an abomination. Puffs over curls? PFFT.

Greying can be a good look for an aging man. You just generally don't want it to be your face that's greying.

Yes to all. Except this. What the hell is this? Was I napping when this happened?

If Roger Goodell doesn't make the Hall of Fame, democracy has failed.

I hope that's a credit in excess of the $1,600 they better have refunded him. I would go all kinds of litigation crazy if they screwed me out of my order and then tried to keep my money to be spent on future purchases with said unreliable website.

This is what I get for trying to do spontaneous baseball math on a football post. I was doomed for failure before I hit 'Publish'.

Now now. Is that how they taught you to speak at the Woody Johnson School of Charm?

The final conclusion to this story is right or wrong, you're a Jets fan and that makes you infinitely wrong in the eyes of man and God.

But thanks for trying again.

I do but for that to work you would have had to say 6/10 rather than 6-10 which everyone knows is the clear sports equivalent of 6 and 1o

They'd have to around 10-6 to be batting .600 but it's cute that you tried to do math. Good on you Jets fan.

I was absolutely certain I would never say these words but here we are: Hannah Storm just made me openly weep. Sad day for the sports world. He will be missed.

This guy has officially been iPwned

That's super cute. You screwed it up again. It's brass TACKS Merriam-Webster. Why don't you try Googling things you don't know (probably even the stuff you think you know) so that you don't make a total ass of yourself when defending your atrocious grammar. For future reference: http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/get-d…

Shut down the internet. Nothing will ever be better than those 150 seconds.