That's super cute. You screwed it up again. It's brass TACKS Merriam-Webster. Why don't you try Googling things you don't know (probably even the stuff you think you know) so that you don't make a total ass of yourself when defending your atrocious grammar. For future reference: http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/get-d…

Shut down the internet. Nothing will ever be better than those 150 seconds.

I'd like to know more about this brass tax you speak of... Is that on all brass or just the pieces tenuously linking your head to the rest of your body? Given your mastery of the English language, I just went out on a limb and assumed you were a bobblehead doll.

You're ill informed on the subject and this has stopped being fun, so I'm just going to stop responding to you now. Perhaps you should hop on over to SI.com. Sounds like it might be a better fit for your age bracket, humour, and sports knowledge.

I don't care about sports of any kind but you have to keep in mind that the NFL serves a market 10 times the size the CFL would.

You are wrong. Comparing the CFL to the NFL is the equivalent of comparing an advanced placement student with the kid who eats his own boogers. Please stop speaking for Canadians immediately.

That's cute. Someone taught you how to type.

I was listening to this live on the radio yesterday and I wasn't sure if I was more concerned for the car accident on the road or the one on my radio. It was PAINFUL.

I couldn't agree with this more. I've switched jobs 3 times since entering the professional world 3 years ago and while many told me that I was making a mistake and needed to stick it out, I'm currently typing this on a big comfy couch at home making double what I had made in my first position. At the end of the day,…

THIS IS WHY ESPN CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

Um... not quite. It's more like you're being a total hypocrite and completely ignoring the similarities between you denying us civil rights and white people denying African Americans rights a generation ago. Although, I guess once you've reached equality, it's probably a lot easier to keep your foot on those us that…

I'm so exhausted by this argument... In 2014, how can so many people still give a damn about who I marry or what I do in my free time? If one person can come up with a cogent argument that has actual FACTS behind it that explains why they have any right to poke their nose into my business when I am expected to stay…

Where have I heard that argument before? Oh yeah! http://thetencommandmentsministry.us/ministry/bible…

This post has reminded me of one of the reasons why it's great to be gay and why straight guys hate us haha

That one douchey little kid is a bad bathroom acoustic song from being the next Justin Bieber

How dare you judge my choice in wine! I'd break the bottle of your head but I only have the 2L 'pop bottle' versions. God damn it.

Phil Mushnick is to reporting what Skip Bayless is to... well.... reporting.

I believe the reason they didn't ask is because your explanation would bring this story from Gawker to American Science. I almost fell asleep twice reading your post.

Otherwise known as the Harrison Ford Special.

I'm going to pass on this episode. I'm not a vegetarian but I've never been much for a pig roast.