There's a WIDE gap between doing something stupid/illegal to harassing someone to the point of wanting to kill themselves. Furthermore, IN ANY OTHER WORKPLACE IN NORTH AMERICA, this guy would be instantaneously fired for one of the 400 statements and actions that he made. Let's not pretend this guy is just involved in…

Didn't I just say alcoholism is more controllable? Y'know... because you have to actually start drinking first? I'm pretty sure someone with cerebral palsy didn't wake up and say 'Hey! I should totally spend the rest of my life in crippling pain, right?' Please read the rant against you before you come up with a…

Nope. See those issues are CONSIDERABLY more controllable than someone with a mental illness. I could say that you would consider cancer, AIDS, and handicaps - both mental and physical, up for grabs as well. You have every right to be a cynical asshole who makes people feel bad about things they can't control. I just…

I generally draw the line on a topic that has resulted in an untold number of suicides and broken families. Maybe I'm just too old fashioned at 28 to find making light of mental illness funny. My apologies. And by the way, I'm not skewering the much more appropriate jokes about Landsberg being a jackass/drag queen.…

I appreciate good snark as much as the next guy, but I don't think belittling mental illness is a particularly 'snark-worthy' topic.

If Troy Aikman fully opens his eyes it means six more weeks of Aaron Rogers denying gay rumors. Oh, and something about winter...

sacraficing new born puppies to the Egyptian solar diety Ra in hopes of having the entire city of Pittsburgh wiped off the map does not qualify as an undetermined activity.

Am I the only one who thought handball was something similar to squash but with *hand racquets*? I'm concerned that this post is going to lead to someone asking me to vacate my degrees.

I used the trickiest plan of all... Being Canadian.

I find it amusing that Coach K is stuck in the cheap seats "behind the curtain". Dean Smith must be rolling in his grave.

I don't mind leaving them out either. As long as we go back and remove the amphetamine guys, the dead ball guys, the spitballers, oh and Ty Cobb. What a drunk.

I don't know how many people over the age of 80 that you know, but to suggest that a slightly senile old man should use his last dying hours to completely scorch the earth of the organization he's worked for over 50 years is ridiculous. Did Joe Paterno have a responsibility to report the issue when it happened years…

I ran a Speed Dating event on Valentine's Day this year at a local college and someone brought surveys for the girls. First Question: Do you have HIV? Second Question: Do you find me attractive? Unfortunately, it wasn't even the second creepiest thing to happen that evening.

I didn't know Sandusky was allowed to leave Indiana.

Once you've been impregnated by an NBA player, you only have two choices: 1. Go bat shit crazy in the hopes of making it on Basketball Wives 2. Stalk said player until you can obtain a lock of his hair and prove that Baby Juonda is his. Kudos to this nutty broad for going for a Daily Double.

I think the more interesting question is: What condition is that person in and how did they fare without the treatments Magic could afford? I suspect it's not quite the same feel-good story...