Please stop bringing attention to under-valued cars I have saved in my craigslist searches.

Extra low mileage Murcielago for sale. Recently serviced, fresh paint. Only 37k miles! Asking $250,000 or best. No lowballers, this is a RARE car, I know what I have.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

Yep, very dirty.

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

The what

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

Why would VW merge with FCA? They’d get almost nothing out of that and there’d be massive incompatibility between the two companies in terms of design, branding, manufacturing, and quality.

It’s too bad that batteries aren’t free of charge.

You want, like, a sticker or something?

I’ll bet that poo came out.

Propane and propane accessories.

Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog!

AND HE’S A GOOD BOY! YES HE IS!

What the hull!