“Denham said that she issued a demand for access to Cambridge Analytica on March 7th and that she was not satisfied with its response. She said that her office will formally request the warrant tomorrow, and she is seeking access to the computers and property of the firm.”

At his peak, no one was funnier than Jim Carey.

Jim Carey absolutely crushes this

... officials at the FDNY took action against his harassers, transferring firefighters and their supervisors out of the firehouse.

There’s the obvious hypocrisy of how coaches leave all the time for a better situation, and then there’s the subtler hypocrisy of expecting scholarship athletes to live up to a commitment that the universities don’t reciprocate (since scholarships have to be renewed each year).

How do we bully you? By trying to have a rational discussion about guns?

How do we isolate you? By trying to have a rational discussion about guns?

How do we make you disconnected? By trying to have a rational discussion about guns?

Perhaps if you would put the gun down for a few minutes, we could have a rational…

If she’s not Diaz’s girlfriend, we all riot.

Like everything else about the Patriots, this story is listed as QUESTIONABLE.

The best argument against popular culture is most of it. The best argument in favor is that tiny percentage that’s left.

A mechanical keyboard, and not merely for the sake of nostalgia.

I work in a hotel, and know how a lot of these fees work.

Never trust anyone who speaks in superlatives.

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

“Rapist Mexicans are stealing our jobs! But I’ll completely support it because a company wants to do it and it makes libtards angry!”

I don’t know what you’re accusing him of, but I for one will never believe that Mark Davis is a guy who would allow any corners to be cut.

I have it on good authority that the bartender at PF Changs is black, and that Mark Davis, after his fourth appletini did in fact offer him the job. Negotiations broke down only after Davis couldn’t get the bartender to be his best friend in the entire world as well.

So basically: this will continue to be done in all games that don’t have playoff implications this week then promptly abandoned Week 1 of next season, right?