Oh and then there’s “download me,” as in “get me up to speed.”

“Put some hair around it” - add more detail.

“Interface with” instead of “talk to”.
Not the same kind of thing, but I have a co-worker who uses the word “download” to mean “anything done on a computer”. Print, copy, email, scan. It’s all “downloading”.

Where do I start. I worked for an individual that we will call Catt Mook that used these gems constantly:

“Inbox me.”

Reads Title ... at software company your computer is referred to your “ride”. eg “That file is on my ride. When I find it, I’ll email it.” or “I’ll show you how that works on my ride.”

I have to run this up the flagpole. I’ll ping you later to loop you in on the results. Don’t worry, it’s always in my radar. I’ll make sure I’ll bring something to the table.

US Flag Code Chapter 10.176C

It’s not called show considerateness. It’s called show business.

It’s like raaaiaaaiaaaaaan on your wedding day.

Jet Fool puts belt on real seams.

The most dumbfoundingly stupid part of this is: everything Trump blew up at the NFL for was already happening before Trump blew up about it. These people had heard of Colin Kaepernick, right? They follow the NFL, presumably? They knew that players were protesting? But their opinion of the league only changed when…

This isn’t nuts, it’s terrifying. These people are sheep, devoted to the ravings of a madman and incapable of contradictory thought. Holy fucking shit are we fucked.

If his Play the Right Way Percentage were any higher, the Cardinals would trade all the American flag pins they own for him.

His Grit Above Replacement scores are off the charts.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

“The Obama administration legalized the device”. Followed by: “We can’t allow bump stocks to be banned because they’ll take away ALL OUR GUNSSSSS!”