Track: Across the Universe | Artist: Utada Hikaru | Album: N/A 

It’s kinda hilarious how they’ve stepped wrong at nearly every turn in booking Roman through his singles run, yet have accidentally booked Braun as 1996 Steve Austin.

This is the Austin Powers 2 syndrome; just because you’re self-aware and break the fourth wall doesn’t automatically make it quality. Winking at the camera only gets you so far.

If you look close enough, you can see the moment where Roman’s heart breaks.

Girl, no. lol.

Do they have an obligation to investigate crime? Because that’s kind of the issue here.

I’m a black, millenial male, and 2017 has been absolutely demoralizing. All my life I’ve sincerely believed racism is a thing of the past, the only ones still clinging to white supremacy were dying off, the future was rosy. Even DJTs rise didn’t trouble me as much because he still lost the popular vote and the youth…

You’re an engineer, which explains why you have no understanding of libel law.

“That one minute show of resistance was too much for my sensitive constitution. I could barely scarf down my third hot dog in the press box while typing some mundane notes for the early edition...”

“I don’t like towelheads.”

“I’m all for freedom of speech, but these black guys are speaking in a way that makes me feel bad and guilty, and I don’t like feeling like that. Easiest solution is to shame them for speaking out.”

Let me guess:

yeah, that one always makes me laugh... though its a close second to the GOP being “fiscally conservative”.

His HoF bust should have a pressure sensitive head that results in a hidden fist punching anyone that touches it.

The average length of a career is under six years, and drafted players are under control for seven.