A 60 year old man wearing a baseball uniform waddles out to a small grassy hillock. Before him stretches a rolling grassland leading to the bushy outliers of a vast and dark wood. The soft old man raises his hand and sounds an air horn. The blast fills the plain before him with sound. A short while later there is a…
Mountain Doom
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This is all just leading toward a Barkley run-in at Wrestlemania, isn’t it?
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Notre Dame president John I. Jenkins, a reverend who has already established himself as one of the biggest liars or…
There is nothing funny about the real Donald Trump, a raisin company mascot channelling the spirit of an internet…
“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”
Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.
All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.
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Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.
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