Cardinals fans also suck because it took three of us to write five paragraphs.

Man Fulfills Dream To Be Asshole In Comment Section

*comes to Kitchenette*

I'd star this more if I could.

Grew up hunting. Family ranch in south Texas, one of the first to actively manage whitetail deer as a herd starting in the 70s (thousands of pounds of formula-specific deer feed per week, curated oat fields, segregated populations, quota kills). The purpose of all of this was to engineer more bucks having bigger and…

Get banned, jerk. You’re a perpetuation of the CoD culture we all hate.

It's a shame that you legitimately needed that disclaimer at the beginning but unfortunately I think some people really do need hyperbole to be clearly labeled.

He needs to come off it because I had to google who he even is right now.

Can we please talk about the great forgotten Rare game, Jet Force Gemini? I will defend that game to the death, and it is the sole reason I still own an N64.

Keep digging that hole dude.

Your comment is the dumbest thing I’ve see on this website in quite awhile.

Shit man, this guy again!
You win the award for having the highest standards of video game customer satisfaction in the history of kotaku

You're absolutely right. Hang on to your consoles and enjoy fond memories of gaming yore.

Strange that so many are doubting how many of these are real accounts. Do you not think that if you added up every PC gamer on Earth using Steam it'd be a massive, massive number? Maybe not the full 125 million Valve states, since there are surely duplicate accounts, but it'd still be an enormous figure.

If it makes you guys feel any better, Drone Contra would be even worse.

Operator 1: Hey, where those white human shaped blurs on the screen that we just bombed into greasy chunks bad guys, civilians or another wedding party?
Operator 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Xbox... use a coat?

I remember the first time I figured out I could not only change my laser shot pattern, but also the orientation of my shields I was speechless for the next fifteen minutes. Then I found out you could change the Engines/Lasers/Shields levels, and wondered if I'd somehow peeked behind the curtain and seen the face of…

Libertarian Utopia would be the worst, although plague of poisonous toads is a close second. Ayn Rand can suck it.

Fuck you, nerd.