He’s not playing a game. He’s being paid to entertain paying customers. It’s no different than a movie star being paid to entertain movie goers. That’s the mistake fans keep making. They think professional athletes are playing a game.

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

I’m well aware of Ms. Wasikowska, though I might have a difficult time with it since the first thing I saw her in she was still very much a kid (her heartbreaking performance on _In Treatment_). ScarJo and I are the same age (I think), and I’ve been captivated since _Ghost World_.

“Even though tiger and I were together for years, it never seemed like we had a real relationship.”

Yours is way better! Can I change my answer to yours? Also, “amphibious hypocrites,” HAHAHAHAHA.

Maybe they all found out they were the father!

Clearly, they saw too much.

Six YEARS and you're still worried about things like "Does he still jerk off?" When did you start dating, 3rd grade?

Sad robot on a bench reads the book about Rose's injury history.

Same on you Lucic. This kid thought it was okay because of you. http://deadspin.com/teens-please-d…

He's just setting himself up for another drug test as he's obviously...tripping balls.

"As far as I'm concerned, I don't think that atheists (minority), muslims (minority) n or any other minority group

Guy with the red phone may be balding, but the hair he does have is luxurious.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

Who said Jeets was into Grateful Dead bootlegs?

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State of the Union Address: Abraham Lincoln (December 3, 1861)

Malaysian Bernie!

While Lincecum was very happy to see his team win and advance to the NLCS, it still didn't compare to the day he got loaded with Wooderson and "Pink" Floyd on his last day of middle school.