Thanks for that! I just went down a Bo Jackson Internet wormhole for about an hour. I may get fired but it was worth it.

Someone tell the dude in the front row this is the Philly St. Patrick’s Day parade, not a Trump rally. I get the confusion, I mean anyone could confuse the two. A lot of drunks, no minorities, vague smell of piss covered in vomit. But no Trump. Although I guess you could say the same about the Chicago rally. Sorry,…

My apologies. I just type what’s in my crazy head. Use shimmering maybe?

I have never seen a better example of the word “glistening”. I guess he doesn’t want to drink the Mexican water...so he smuggles gallons of clean American drinking water over the border, on his skin.

She should be fine. Chip Kelly will draft her.

If the cats don’t get a spot on the spaceship with the Uranians, I’d love to have one. They are really good at sniffing out bugs planted by the government and The Illuminati. IRS, however, not so much.

The article from Secret Tour Pro lost all credibility for me. No fucking way he is living in Albany.

I know it’s late in the game, and you are sick of describing him, but my daughter calls him Toupee’ Fiasco. I am very proud of her.

And in the bizarro version of Christianity, people of “religion” are tripping over themselves defending Donald Trump from the Pope. If Christians were all like Monty Williams, Donald Trump/Rubio/Cruz/Huckabee would all be in a different line of work. Someday maybe.

The best way to put it is to compare it to how the Smurfs used “Smurf”. Could be good, could be bad. All in the context.

Either there was just an earthquake, or that was the sound of all of the collective heads at Fox News exploding. How fast can Sarah Palin’s speech writer come up with a new classic? And don’t tell me she writes her own stuff. It is way too sublimely genius for her to have anything to do with.

Why do I have a feeling Sam Hinkie is in the front row, making deals?

As an Eagle fan, I grudgingly respected Coughlin and appreciate his contributions to the game....almost as much as I appreciate the crying Eli GIF. The GIF that will keep on giving.

Damn people saying white shooters are a joke, just wait...Oh, what?

Martini then stated “I bet a nickel the public ain’t gonna buy this horseshit”.

He can't blame the cue cards.

Can you imagine how many second round picks Sam Hinkie can get for this guy? Then, you turn those second round picks into a point guard from Turkey who will probably be pretty good in a few years (if all goes well with his compulsory military service). Doesn’t matter, because there is a kid in the pipeline who…

Philly media looking as bad as Chip’s play calling. They are getting scooped by season ticket holders’ Facebook feeds! It almost makes this trainwreck of a season a little easier knowing that Les Bowen is probably having a conniption. Almost.

Yeah, I would definitely do some recon. I mean, what if it is where they put all of their leftover Lutefisk?

How about Jimmy Chitwood? First thing I thought of. Even Basketball Mark Zuckerberg is amazed at the resemblance.