Are you telling me that this man is responsible for hateful, irrational legislation against those different from himself? I find that really hard to swallow. Looks like there isn’t a lot Cecil finds hard to swallow.

Seems to me that when kids of affluent white people fuck up, it is part of the maturing process. But when people in Baltimore have had enough and take it to the streets, it is obviously “where are the parents?” Rand Paul, I am talking about you and your spoiled criminal son. And to answer the question of where the…

I loved Ghost World. I am older than both of you so I still pine for Winona Ryder.

Yeah but by then, she will have jumped the shark. Aim higher! In a couple of years, think Mia Wasikowska. I know it’s hard to pronounce, but well worth it.

Apparently the gold that tiger showered on Calvin was the last straw. Calvin is Lindsey right?

In his defense, the corrections people covered up the camera with a poster.

mmm! That is one tasty goal!

Well, it was my question, so you know I put previous thought into it! I believe that McConnell wouldn’t survive the sex I have in mind anyway so, unless PETA has any objections, I will bury him in the same plot as Fred.

Easy! Fuck McConnell while taking photos. I have a thing for amphibious hypocrites. Marry K. Fed (access to Britney!) and kill Fred Durst. I’ll mark his grave with a backwards ball cap.

How committed are you to this? Let it play out. Kill/Marry/Fuck. Fred Durst, K-Fed, Mitch McConnell. A small spin on the original point.

How committed are you to this? Let it play out. Kill/Marry/Fuck. Fred Durst, K-Fed, Mitch McConnell. A small spin on the original point.

I Got You! It's Times Like These where one wants to Breakdown! He must feel like a Flake for falling for this. If he is lucky, he can still afford Banana Pancakes!

Do you practice religion? If so, am I going to go to hell for not believing in your exact version of God/Jesus/Buddha/Allah/Vishnu(or any of the other deities of Hinduism/whatever Scientologists worship. I am not opposed to someone practicing their beliefs necessarily, I just don't want to be banished to eternal…

Not black enough, huh? Really? Not black enough?

Wait, are you telling me Cowboy Joe West isn't gay? Do the Village People know this?

You mean the David Putty face painter with the high pitched screech? I only knew her for 9 seconds and she may be the worst person in Minnesota!

Well in the interest of keeping up the loathsome tradition of Deadspin victim blaming...3...2...1...here we go!

You will never win in this league until you admit the whole thing was an inside job!

How do you think Andy Reid feels? And please, no low hanging fruit comments...Reid ate that too.