The only thing this guy is missing is a bald cat for his lap. And a lair, he has to have a lair. And a side kick with an eye patch. Any actor playing a movie villain should be required to shadow this guy for a few weeks.

Insert Andy Reid fat joke here.

"ANDY REID DIES CHOKING ON TITLEIST AFTER READING CONFUSING DEADSPIN HEADLINE!"

What's the big deal? Andy Reid did that every week of every camp...of course it was blue cheese but still.

She may get a little chilly in that getup. Good thing it's smallpox blanket giveaway night.

The only question I have, will that thing fit in McConaughey's fanny pack? And can you smoke weed out of it?

Learn something new every day! I always thought snakes had no bones in them!

How long until someone posts a pic of a pissed of Johnny Football and dubs him....wait for it...The Cleveland Steamer!

I am not sure who the comedy elite are but I would think Louis Ck qualifies on most lists. He had him on his show in a pretty cool understated role that Williams played perfectly IMO. Anyway, I would think Louis respects him to do that.

Wonder if Hernandez can get a free Pouncey hat in the slammer?

I am not sure but once they met his one offer, the kid should have come off the name!-Indian Giver!- Dan Snyder

Is that his weight or the number of times Wayne Fontes contemplated suicide?

Candlesticks always make a nice gift. Maybe you find out where she's registered and get a place setting or a silverware pattern. OK, let's get two.

I clicked on one of the links, and it turns out Frank Hoover is the COUSIN who makes 4800 a day on Google and just bought a new BMW. Hmmmm.

And a Game Cube

HUNTER PENCE THINKS CREED ROCK

"And?"-

Well, he would have cleared waivers, anyway, which would have made it possible to trade him. The Phils have said they are ready to eat some portion of these terrible contracts if they can get a suck... I mean partner in trade.

He said yesterday with a straight face, that "other GM's(presumably ones in contention) weren't aggressive enough to get the valuable pieces he had to offer". Paraphrasing but wow!

someone should follow Ruben Amaro Jr. around with a cartoon "fail" sound byte. And Lee says he was sore in his bullpen and in the first couple innings. When does being honest with the trainers and staff outweigh the "gimme the ball" cowboy shit?