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Captain America contemplates the fact that, while the country has made great strides in soccer, human rights, health care, even legalized marijuana in some states, there is truly no hope in an area that frustrates him greatly: sarcasm. Realizing there is no hope, he takes his shield and goes home to get drunk and

You answered your own question in the first sentence. They get paid a fair wage. In America, service staff get less than minimum wage. They are also taxed on a percentage of the bill, as if the tip is assumed. Here, the culture is such that the tip is basically priced into everything. Sure, the employers could pay a

Sure, the liberal LAMEstream media want you believe Captain America is upset about some lame ass communist "sport". They don't want you to know the real story, which is of course how he came home from the war to a country with no prospects, with a VA hospital that didn't give a damn about him, a government that wanted

Here it is, the year 2014. There is an African American in the white house. Gays can finally legally marry. Jim Crow is a thing for the history books, right? And yet, after all these years and a lot of progress, people still in this day and age...don't get sarcasm. Shameful.

There has to be a better way! Maybe a filter? I guess I could actually just ignore the nonsense and do some work....like I said, maybe a filter? Something!

Could someone please drive to my place of employment and punch me in the face? It beats the alternative, which is reading the joke police, who invade a very funny joke, don't read it or don't understand it, then shit all over the funny. I was happy, now I am sad. A sucker punch may do the trick.

"We're Pirates fans, but I'll be rooting for the Reds as long as is doesn't mess with Pittsburgh's chances at a pennant."

Agree! Isn't the onus on the officer in this situation? Shouldn't they be trained to deescalate situations? How would this officer handle a situation with real stress? I could certainly see a future incident with this guy that ends badly. I think you have to take each situation on its own merits, and if you do, there

good thing it was the last game of the series. Pretty sure someone from the Cards saw Puig smiling in the dugout. He needs to learn how to respect the game. A little chin music should teach him.

"yeah, what's the big freakin deal! I shoulda thought of that!"

Apparently the Canadian National Health Plan doesn't include vision.

Larry Sanders, though not much on offense, brings comic relief to the locker room. Hiyoo!!!

"At least you didn't get pummeled!"

Wow, he was good in the old Austin days but who'd a thunk he would make it this far. I hear that O'Banion prick is still looking for him.

Well, the odds of him biting someone were paying 174/1 on betting sites. I am assuming this guy has more money than Midas, but maybe he was doing a little wagering? Half joking here but I guess crazier things have happened.