There has to be a better way! Maybe a filter? I guess I could actually just ignore the nonsense and do some work....like I said, maybe a filter? Something!

Could someone please drive to my place of employment and punch me in the face? It beats the alternative, which is reading the joke police, who invade a very funny joke, don't read it or don't understand it, then shit all over the funny. I was happy, now I am sad. A sucker punch may do the trick.

"We're Pirates fans, but I'll be rooting for the Reds as long as is doesn't mess with Pittsburgh's chances at a pennant."

Agree! Isn't the onus on the officer in this situation? Shouldn't they be trained to deescalate situations? How would this officer handle a situation with real stress? I could certainly see a future incident with this guy that ends badly. I think you have to take each situation on its own merits, and if you do, there…

good thing it was the last game of the series. Pretty sure someone from the Cards saw Puig smiling in the dugout. He needs to learn how to respect the game. A little chin music should teach him.

"yeah, what's the big freakin deal! I shoulda thought of that!"

Apparently the Canadian National Health Plan doesn't include vision.

Larry Sanders, though not much on offense, brings comic relief to the locker room. Hiyoo!!!

"At least you didn't get pummeled!"

Wow, he was good in the old Austin days but who'd a thunk he would make it this far. I hear that O'Banion prick is still looking for him.

Well, the odds of him biting someone were paying 174/1 on betting sites. I am assuming this guy has more money than Midas, but maybe he was doing a little wagering? Half joking here but I guess crazier things have happened.