In spite of Manning, not because of.

Claudia Cardinale is in the first Pink Panther. It makes that, objectively, the best Pink Panther.

True. If I were Romo, I’d just stay in Dallas as a backup. It’s his best chance to get a ring. And, you never know - maybe Dak goes down in week 15 or whatever and he comes off the bench and gets to be a hero.

Coming this summer.

The sound of a solid hit with a cricket bat is pretty nice. It’s more mellow than the crack of a baseball bat, but a lot richer

but not have to subject myself or wife to the glow of a 42 incher

Not to mention Hank Greenberg, Sandy Koufax, and Shawn Green.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

As an Australian, he has all his costs covered under our universal health scheme.

The 20 hour plane trip might be a bit painful, though.

Man, what can’t Gary Shandling do?

“That’s it, you’re off the fencing team”

For some years I’ve wanted to send a couple of Asian folks dressed out in Chef’s gear to those fancy Dog Shows and then have them comment the entire time about how to prepare each breed to “bring out the flavor”.

it seems like it offers the things I like most about live baseball: Sitting outside in nice weather, eating and drinking, and just absorbing the entire sensory experience—the smells, the sounds—without necessarily caring that much about who wins or loses, or even who plays.

At some point, you have to [air horn] distractions to [booming PA announcer hype man voice] and [Jock Jams cut] and [instructions to make some noise] kick in the nuts.

On social media no less. For the world to see. I’d suggest the USMC institute an IQ test for recruiting but that would kill business.

He’s like the Laettner of Deadspin comments

I knew this shit was coming, too.

Whatever anyone wants to say about Laettner, he was a great college player.

He’s not good enough.