Two sentences into that rant and every pussy in a 5 mile radius was as dry as the Sahara desert.

Marvin Harrison wasn’t “involved” in a murder, he straight up murdered someone.

They tanked that year, just like they did for Luck.

I don’t think this post is helping your point.

Ty Law should be in the Hall of Fame solely because he owned the Colts so hard that the game was changed forever because of it.

I can see why Polian demands max effort all the time: he certainly gave 100% effort into the “Suck for Luck” campaign.

If money is the deciding factor, I’d take 50th best cello player over guitar any day. The 1000th best guitarist might be doing some paid gigs outside his day job at Best Buy. The cellist is easily making six figures a year playing for a major symphony.

Translation: This hit too close to home for you.

I love all of the people that talk shit about Randy Moss saying he ran 1 route, gave half effort, etc.

Here in Indy we sure produce some heavey thinkers. I live just north of downtown Indy but will move as fast as possible when my term is up (that’s prison not elected official). We just got rid of a Governor who’s catastrophic incompetence and stupidity has unfortunately been foisted on the entire country and before…

Don’t forget Jerome “Broke Four Yards a Carry Four Times Total in My Career, But I’m a Nice Guy So People Voted For Me” Bettis when making your official “How in the actual fuck are these people in and T.O. isn’t” list for the Hall of Fame.

I’d like to know how your typical NFL fan reconciles the “If you ain’t first, you’re last” attitude with the fact they live in a two bedroom house and drive a Bush-era Hyaundai.

Yeah, well, Art Monk had literally twice the career that Lynn Swann did.

Polian’s resume boils down to “lose a lot of Super Bowls and bitch about the Patriots enough to finally ride Peyton Manning to 1 win”.

Alternate title: Man From Indianapolis Is Racist

Woe to the batsman that’s too tall to lean on his bat to look cool

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

This is particularly impressive since visiting hours at the Allegany County detention center are limited to 5-7pm mon-fri and every other Sunday.

My money’s on worst, for what it’s worth.

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