I was hoping they’d become the Los Angeles Ospreys or Ocelots or something with an “O.” Then they could use this:

...and in an odd way, it wasn’t until he lifted the team up from San Diego and forced it to play on a kind of aircraft carrier thing that could fly and also be a boat and wasn’t directly connected to any particular populace or geography at all that Spanos could SEE the damage he wrought, and the tarnished legacy he…

Not sure what you’re on about, but that’s hardly the consensus view of Crowder. Yes, fans would like to trade him in a package for Hayward or, even better, Butler (contrary to the lazy narrative here), but that doesn’t mean Celtics fans hate Crowder. He was a fan favorite last season. This season he looks slow and…

I love her, and I am not ashamed.

This whole thing is so goddamn stupid.

And Fatty Magoo DEAD LAST????

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

Well if you take dynamic as meaning “characterized by constant change” I think dynamic is spot-on.

But they can’t back it up. Not that Bell and Brown can’t. Ben’s inconsistency is not some suddenly discovered secret but it is the reason they will never be at that level. He has been this way for years. Obviously you haven’t had him as your fantasy QB any of the last 5 years.

Hobbled, dimwitted and accused of multiple sexual assaults.

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

I hope you enjoyed this brief walk through NBA history.

He’s passed out drunk.

Fucking hate the Seahawks with their fake-ass QB and Richard “ Is smart but it went to his head so now he sounds stupid” Sherman

With his broken hand through his whiskey haze.

Sounds like you’re saying a guy who is tall and therefore can dunk is way cooler than one of the top few elite shooters in the league. Moron.

I’m usually with deadspin commenters, but anti-Curry and Warrior stuff is kind of weird.

If the same shit was circulating about Hillary Clinton, Comey would have reported it to Congress and the whole thing would have been widely reported in the so-called “mainstream media” long before the election.

ATTN Serious Thinkers,