Come on. Ryan would have been the MVP if they won, he was almost perfect.

I thought, unlike the Tyree catch, Buck actually expressed some emotion at the play. It wasn’t much more than an inflection, and certainly wasn’t anything like Aikman’s “Oh my God!” in the background, but for the first time in his career he let the fan who may have been out of view of the screen know that something…

Seems more like it’s the other way round - Trump globs onto them because they represent everything he wants to be.

They hate the fans, so it’s sweeter for the fans when they win, so they hate more. It’s a cycle, and the Deadspin side of it is far more obnoxious than anything from NE fans.

Not without doing it all on the ground. That’s just how it works.

Kick went right to the line. He would have looked as stupid as Deadspin if he’d taken a knee and had it called a safety.

All miraculous catches are luck.

Didn’t really warm the bench, but if you wanted to say he was forced to give up his earned position as Michigan QB for a privileged player, I’d agree with that.

You guys are mad as hell. Enjoy watching the duckboats.

But they did.

That was a trip, but it was probably the least malicious tripping attempt he had in the last 24 hours

And yet they were pretty much equals.

Yeah. The same as the Falcons played during their stretch run when their D turned into, apparently, the ‘13 Seahawks.

You know who surrendered less than 18 points per game over the whole year? One of the teams playing Sunday.

Did he not want to dance with you guys, or did he marry your mother?

We’ll have Pence’s inauguration to look forward to well before that.

The Bill Simmons shrine at Deadspin HQ would have to go.

If Venus had won in a way that wasn’t Serena hitting 300 unforced errors, maybe. But that’s not what happened and there’s nothing overly interesting about Serena winning comfortably against another outmatched opponent.

Floyd is the only one that comes close.

He wants Brady to not stick to sports. Because he wants to hear this guy’s opinion on the topic, despite the only thing Brady does well is throw a football. He’s not a columnist, a constitutional lawyer, a politician, so who cares?