Where are the natives slicing up carrots and onions into the pot while making sure Elliott ladles it all over himself?

No, this is the kind of move only the Ravens and Giants would make.

Are you suggesting it was some sort of inside job orchestrated by Carroll?

Wait a minute, isn’t that the suit he was supposed to burn?

They either had a multi-year QB-driven ball deflation scheme, like Brady and NE, or the balls were a little low because it was cold, like Brady and NE.

Bold stance. Like you would have if you were fucking an elephant.

Golden State

So Pittsburgh either did exactly the same and got nothing for it, or there was no Pats shenanigans just as there were no Steeler shenanigans. You can understand these two situations are identical outside the NFL’s handling of it, right?

No they fucking didn’t.

What the hell is wrong with people?

I’d have confidence in Seattle’s D winning a game where Wilson sucks (or would have, before Thomas went down). I have no confidence in NE’s defense letting them win a game where Brady puts up less than 17.

How would HGH help him run? The difference now is he’s more aware of the need to pick up 5 yards with his legs when he can, as opposed to when he’d stand there waiting for a receiver.

Eh, come Jan hopefully either Danny or Edelman is back there to fair catch it.

If they do that the two dudes on the defensive line either side of the snapper would just barrel through them to block the kick.

You want to really fire people up? Tell them Kyrie and Love were the reasons the Cavs won, not LeBron.

Romo couldn’t play as bad as Pey-Pey if he was snapped in half on his first dropback and the Cowboys kept him out there for the rest of the game.

He confuses his similes and metaphors.

Now that is a take.

And when he raped someone else!

The NFL goes back a lot further than 1970.