If the regret is because they’ve already demolished all that chicken, is that better or worse?

In the big lights, even the old man tightens up and can’t hit the target with his whiskey bottles.

At least read the fucking OtL report before calling it a ‘huge cheating scandal’, where you would have seen it was only the other owners who felt that way. That or you want to align yourself with Petechsky for some reason.

Such as?

The Steelers only voted no because they were all getting suspended for breaking established policies. It wasn’t some Cassandra-style foresight no-one heeded.

As long as it’s not full of asshole pinkhats or fans of other teams pretending saying Brady cheated and they can admit it, anything is a win.

So you’d expose the leagues rigging the game, or just whack Namath in the leg with an iron pipe?

Yeah, Bolt’s done nothing until he gets to win a gold medal by running backwards or hopping.

Andrew Luck is not even close to a good QB.

So you’d just scrap the divide between men’s and women’s competitions everywhere. Great take.

The troops could be faster.

How does Usain Bolt never existing wipe Yohan Blake from the annals of history?

I’d give just about anything to see the SAWX underarm a couple of pitches to A-Rod just to screw the Yankees over.

They have to stop forcing Hannah Storm to make the bereavement announcements in exchange for not participating in the carpet races.

Gates was maaaybe better in 2010, their rookie years. Since 2011 when they both set records, Gronk has been so far ahead of every other TE to play the game. It has nothing to do with personnel, he was carrying them.

There was never a question.

Or maybe there’s more to the game than speed and Deadspin has no clue what they’re talking about.

Barnwell had one talking point that was an introduction to regression for anyone with zero knowledge of how statistics worked.

The heat of that take would prevent the snow that caused the take in the first place! He’s cracked the take paradox!

Are we going to do this all year? Really?