The cybertruck is proof positive of what happens when the monkey gets to finally fuck the football.

Marketing does not allow for outright lies or even claims that can’t be substantiated.

Uhh, they didn’t look up his personal data, just location data of phones in the area. You are more concerned about your location than the death of someone? That is quite the hill to die on. If one of your family members was killed in this manner, wouldn’t you want them to do something similar? Or you just want them to…

I was the school punching bag for 5 years and was so unpopular I did NOT get voted to be the president of the D&D club.

Thanks to their Magatard CEO, I’d say anything made by Tesla as they depreciate like stones thanks to him cutting the prices in half every so often.

I can buy Roy just deliberately choosing to use archaic and Biblical-sounding language as part of his persona because he believes it makes him more godly and sophisticated.

It looks dumber each time I see it.

Naw man, I hate airlines as much as the next guy but you’ve gotta own this mistake, no whining to the news about it. It’s very clearly indicated on every booking system I’ve ever used that the names you input must match the document you’re travelling with. You could have caught this at any point before you got to the…

Not to scale though...

Very indicative of the erection that anyone who would buy one of these is capable of.

“There’s simply no room for the virtuous in Fargo”

“Toxic” was a good choice. As surprising and ostensibly misplaced as “Smack My Bitch Up” was earlier. A giggle when you recognize it, then the doubt dissipates.

A little wasted, but at the same time he’s kind of a token nod to a Coen-esque character who is there and just a schmuck through and through holding back more capable people. In that way, he’s pretty well situated in a Fargo season.

It was certainly a minor design oversight

A manufacturer provided adapter from one of the most valuable companies in the world that doesn’t fit the product isn’t a minor oversight, that is pure incompetence.

“this season is set in modern day, meaning it is ostensibly post-MeToo, and anyone who is meeting Roy for 2 minutes is seeing what kind of man he is. She’d be believed.”

I own several guns… They are for defense, not offense.

My take away from the scene with the FBI agents is a rather blunt, you go to war with a popular sheriff in leagues with militia and you just get another Ruby Ridge or Waco and nobody really wants to repeat history that hard. Its a pretty cynical way of avoiding bad outcomes, just don’t bother, but I’m sure some people…

Elon Mush is a POS, and you shouldn’t give him any of your hard earned money.

What is this Nanny State nonsense? You are not entitled to drive as fast as you want and put other people in danger.

What is wrong with you people? Or is this just standard Jalopnik?