Why they hell that isn’t every letter for the Pats WYTS, I don’t know. They pretty clearly don’t.

The 30 minute period where the Deadspin crack blog team, still high on the first half, realized what was happening as it was happening is the greatest thing to ever be posted here.

At what point does this place accept things aren’t what they wanted them to be, rather than continuing to double down? You’re going off like a freaking Q-er here trying to see what you want to see regardless of any fact. Something that’s become all too commonplace at a post-Marchman Deadspin, and he has the most…

These kids have been Bauerized.

The Ravens have won a grand total of three games against Brady. Nothing would have been different.

The Pats losing in Miami is a deliberate decision by Belichick to sabotage the Dolphins every year at zero cost to the Pats’ seeding, and nothing will convince me otherwise.

AR stands for assault rifle, the 15 is for how many you can fit in your ass.

You’re just as bad as the chuds

Even the Yanks aren’t dumb enough to enjoy league.

Daniel Day-Lewis actually spent 18 months with the Cardinals, starting 10 games and throwing 16 TDs/9 INTs, before an unrelated injury forced him out of his supporting role in Jerry Maguire.

“Hispanic invasion of Texas” is one hell of a thought process.

This guy sounds more “I’m a father of three kids”

Not mad though. 

+1 shirt off his back

Clothes is weird.

You’re doing what everyone did with Trump on the other side. Stop treating joke candidates as serious contenders.

What fuckery lets a flying squirrel run for nominee?

That is everything wrong with Twitter.

LeBron has plenty of experience celebrating someone else’s shot.

It’s all the smoke and mirrors of being skinny. Nick Foles has the same hog as plenty of other 6' 6“ individuals.