Does the memo count as last year’s or this year’s?

So someone on the Globe legal team convinced the owners of the Sox that the video wouldn’t change anything.

Behind the head only works if they’re on a hat and you’re wearing something like a proper uniform. Have to be playing some kind of sport.

When a whole stack of those Cavaliers are disproving the notion it was Superman and some dudes in Cleveland, how long will that idea persist?

I guess Marchman didn’t find the dirt on the Patriots he was trying to solicit. 

You can just say you’ve got no idea about horse racing and that you simply found it funny one horsey got DQ’d, and not come across as a complete Trumpian idiot.

Wait until Blooper tries to turn a double play.

If Lowry complains to the media that he’s a father of three and a man, Simmons is going to be executed on NBA League Pass.

Deadspin is, presumably, for the abolition of women’s sport entirely and everything to instead be open?

When did Sean Taylor turn into Ed Reed as a player? 

Quotes from 2014-present.

Not sure this is a good strategy for Houston, as Steph has spent pretty much all his career getting fouled like that on his shots without anything being called. Extra scrutiny should affect both teams.

So in replacing Eli they’re really trying to replicate Eli.

Action. It’s a Speed sequel.

That and it would be different from the current set-up once every playoffs.

Haisley’d

Is there anyone at Deadspin besides Dom who understands the sport they’re writing about and is able to write for the audience with the same knowledge?

Yes, the league that tried to pin cold weather on the Pats is okay with this.

The Colts strategy of reliance on highly paid stars doesn’t work if one of those stars has a bad game, while Denver just went the cheap draft picks + a few big FA signings (and carried Manning anyway). This sounds more like the Seahawks ignoring everything we’ve learned about building a roster over the last few years.

Means jack shit.