Thinking you can get a regular guy to the outside really undersells how fast NFL defenders are compared to normal people. And how corners only look bad at tackling because the guy coming the other way is the size of NFL running backs.

Who’d have thought that being able to consistently throw and hit receivers is the essential part of being an NFL quarterback?

Nazis don’t tend to make the moustache gesture part of their salute, unless Mel Brooks was secretly part of German leadership in the late 30s.

Colts-Pats AFCCG is a bye to the Super Bowl for the Pats.

Was he going to be All-Pro anyway? He should be behind Hopkins, Thomas, JJ and Hill as far as the league goes, and he didn’t even have the best WR season in Pittsburgh.

That this year was Eli’s best - or could be considered among them - really speaks to what a shockingly horrendous player he has been.

It should have had it spelled out phonetically, but it sounds like the newsroom joke about how to pronounce it got left in the script.

You’d do well to milk a live man, but Snyder can somehow go beyond that.

Holy Jesus, do you want him to just say hi to you this badly?

Your movie sucks, Will. 

Feels more like this is a McVay type of thing. Where 95% or more know the rule, but it astounds the idiots who don’t.

A taco is simply a regional variety of sandwich.

Unstoppable force vs immovable object if James was guarding James.

Surely they are more closely affiliated with another of the East Bay’s franchises, given the method they used to build their staff.

You couldn’t tie the fan to the Patriots in some way?

A Pittsburgh Kiss is when two or more Steeler fans knock their wearing-out jerseys together in greeting.

So was he fired for not giving Rodgers enough of the ball, or too much?

The rational mind: NFL officials have a 0% strike rate, but there’s a conspiracy to favor the Pats.

+ 1st-and-goal at the 1

This is going to be great when we find out Rodgers is a non-trivial part of the ineptitude in Green Bay.