I heard one of ‘em flicked the bird in the direction of the Chiefs’ locker room on the way out too. Where’s that article?

You mean the Carson Palmer rule, brought in because of the Steelers?

They’ll be fine if Eli can revert to his Super Bowl-winning form of a monstrous defensive line and a bunch of miracle plays.

They’ll likely wind up in the best spot of all with him playing this year - able to draft Barkley, push all the upfront money for Solder and Beckham into this wasted year, and because Eli is such a crapass QB they’ll still only win three games and get a top-2 pick again next year.

While it is almost certainly to a lesser extent than Peyton, he’s absolutely a control freak. Or Archie got involved again.

Which is all crap since he was the starter again a week later. This has all the hallmarks of a struggle between a coach and player where ownership is all in on the player. McAdoo likely wanted to sit him earlier, and Mara was finally on board with it, before the backlash started up and things flipped around again. McA…

Interesting question - how is he actually regarded?

You can only Alabama Hammer a blood relative.

The Ringer isn’t going to fuck you, Deadspin.

+2 bullshit miracles

/Watches Bonds hit 756th HR

He’d definitely leave the rod in somewhere.

The body has ways to shut that down.

Never forget: Peyton Manning is Brett Kavanaugh and most of America are the Senate Republicans

That point might have been the stupidest thing to come out of the last week.

You need the Senate, and you need it as 2-per or whatever number you choose, you just don’t need it as the body running everything. 

She should have said she was a mother, then everything gets ignored.

You mean a fluke run was just that? WOW.

Exactly.

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