A yard of fruit. A chain of fruit?

Would be a better story if it were at once.

Chucky needs to drink more water

Supreme logo away from the ultimate hypebeast

And when the Patriots do it, everyone wants them sent to The Hague.

Just givin’ the ball right back to ‘em.

LeBron absolutely has.

Only the Pats get the calls.

Isn’t that what they were going for?

That’s a catch, just as Julio’s Thursday night was a catch. 

He didn’t want to play because he was disgruntled with the team so he said he wasn’t playing anywhere else so he could continue to play with the team?

Nah.

Serena GOAT sore loser 

The Pats didn’t do that though, for exactly the opposite to the reasons the Seahawks melted like steel beams in jet fuel.

So Carroll ran a team where accountability came from the players.

do you want to fuck the statue of the playcall too?

The contract he’d have to sign with the new team lowers the value of those picks, and it’s not like he’s not a 27-year-old with no serious injury history. So any team that would want him isn’t offering close to what the Seahawks want (unless they’re drunk or stupid, like Dallas or Washington).

Does this mean this guy is only thought to be the best without actually being the best, and has only won walnut cracking titles because someone else (and someone else, and someone else) cracked all the walnuts with their heads?

Yeah you’re definitely not obsessed with the Pats.

They don’t, you know it, and everyone with more than a passing knowledge of the league knows it.