I don’t usually respond to dipshits, but the irony here is too good to pass up. I’m basking in the complete lack of self-awareness. 

Except that we’re a few too many years too late for the whole “leave Venezuela alone” bit. We’ve been heavily sanctioning them into poverty since 2015 with the hopes that the people would become dissatisfied and overthrow the ruling class because we were pissy about oil.

I’ve been a huge fan of Star Wars my whole life. 45 years. The Last Jedi felt like more of a high five than a middle finger. More like Rian Johnson asked, “What if we didn’t give a shit about the things that don’t matter and made other things awesome?” TLJ is the 2nd best Star Wars film, in my opinion.

The thing about Yoda torching the texts is that...he didn’t. Rey has them (shown in the Falcon at the end if you missed it). Yoda torched the tree to break Luke. Luke was in a self-important rage after being rejected by Rey, still hesitated, knowing he shouldn’t actually burn it down, then totally freaked out when…

You only think it was a middle finger to every Star Wars fan because you can’t imagine someone liking the movies for different reasons than you do.

Nah we gotta push through that mess. Can’t let the haters steal the joy of the finale. I loved TLJ and get extra joy out of every rewatch, and it continues to baffle me how violent the negativity is.

The complaints about Black Panther are right on time I see. Every other year people are crying that superhero movies should be acknowledged by the Oscars, I wonder why this one is an exception?

Nothing in your interpretation of the beginning of this incident changes the fact that a bunch of white kids surrounded and mocked an old guy who by his own account was trying to prevent violence.

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

And the fans of both are entitled assholes who play the victim even when they win! What a time to be alive!

The new Suspiria is exactly what I want out of a remake. An original take by a filmmaker with a vision.

I mean, I... liked it? Am I alone on this one? I think I get it. The climax functionally amounted to ‘two strong guys beat each other into a bus’, but what else was it going to be? They can’t fly. They aren’t so ridiculously super-strong that each punch launches the other person fifty feet. The whole point was that it…

If I can make one boast of my time on this Earth as a film critic, it’s that I never once made a six-hour video about anything. 

Yes, it’s quite rare among film critics, the conviction that Last Jedi and Rian Johnson are good.

““strong arm bullying” people into universal healthcare, free college, gun control, and economic reform is the same thing as pushing people into homophobia, racism, sexism, and fascism”

Wait, who the fuck is Gabe’s family?

nah man last jedi rocks.

The Jedi both planned and fought in a war wearing layers of flowing material. Princess Leia and Mon Mothma commanded Death Star attacks in pristine white gowns. People are running all over the damn place in Star Wars world in dresses. Of all the weird-ass corners people are poking in to get mad about Last Jedi, this…

you, reading phrase “stunted little troll magnets”: how dare they, that doesn’t apply to me in any way i just think starwars sucks because of politics