Yes but they were heterosexual sex scenes exclusively. We all know that a little same sex rumpus causes mass fainting and broken monocles.

Her father must be rolling over in his grave.

Got it! You support the right of women to make their own sexual choices and to have full bodily autonomy... so long as they’re the choices you agree with. SO FEMINIST.

I preemptively insulted those who do not posses the maturity to accept that different people like different things, and feel the need to attack those who enjoy it (a group that shows up anytime Star Wars is even mentioned) - not just anyone who dislikes it.

Wow. There’s missing the point, and there’s this.

You’re...you’re joking, right? Every single action he took cost innocent lives. He got so many of his allies killed, you could fit the entire Rebellion in a Subaru hatchback by the end of the movie.

Yeah...we knew this almost from right when the movie came out. It was a big story that Poe was going to get killed in the crash, but then the crew was so impressed by Issac’s performance that they decided to keep him in the series. And boy, can you tell how rushed the rewrite process was as we get no real explanation…

Viggo escorting a minority through treacherous territory again. 

This is somewhat unrelated, but I learned yesterday that Rian Johnson is engaged to Karina Longworth, who does that podcast about old Hollywood stars. I’m not sure why but that just seems like a very random couple.

I mean, yeah, far be it from me to claim any expertise in the field of “watching and reviewing this movie” as the person who watched it and reviewed it, when there’s a guy who saw part of a trailer one time ready with his TAKES.

This is a very boring take.

Everyone’s already made every joke possible about this trailer. So, I’ll just say: it actually looks kind of good, and I’ll be buying a ticket for it.

Internet: There will be a real life Pikachu Detective Movie.

Miyamoto during script readings...

Apparently the term “black” to 95% of the people who have commented on this article are:

I am furious and ecstatic and horny

THE TWIST WAS NOT UNDERSOLD

TROLLS: “Feed me.”

The Holy Trinity