Can’t wait for this one. It’s a pleasant break from the weapon-wielding pretty boys plaguing a sizable chunk of the roster. Fighters like these are the kind of quirky fighters worth playing with.

While more Golden Sun love would be nice, I’d rather have something more unique than Fantasy Swordsman #whatever. Earth magic does spice things up, but if I have to choose between Isaac and Piranha Plant, I'm going Piranha Plant every time.

I’m cool with the Piranha Plant. The fun of Smash Bros is also the crazy out-of-the-box ideas they have. Another sword wielding armored guy would be been fine, but a biting plant? That’s crazy fun!

Better than more goddamn Fire Emblem swordsmen for sure.

This is the level of ridiculousness I want with my Smash.  Hell yeah.

What is with this disrespect? This fucking rules.

I’m assuming Piranha Plant is separate from the 5 New Fighters that is a part of the Season Pass.

It’s free if you buy the game before a certain date (not just preordering).

HE’S DOING HIS BEST. I BELIEVE IN HIM.

When they say “only if you pre-order” odds are really good that it’s a free fighter if you pre-order, but will come out later if you don’t.

Ugh, that’s the worst. I ran across one of the guys who challenges you to a sharpshooting competition, beat him in the first round, then went to accept his second challenge but instead of talking to him I still had my gun drawn and he took it as a hostile action. Poor guy came all the way up from Mexico to test his…

That little promo bit with Tan was the cutest cross-promotion I’ve ever seen. I want to hug it.

The switch just makes sense to pick up the physical copies of the game, anyway. What with how little space is on the internal storage to begin with, as well as the fact that they’RE ADORBZBIBLE

everything just became the same thing. so now a newswire looks like a clickbait article instead of just a bite-sized piece of news, and an article looks like a newswire so it looks less important. great design!

they sure don’t! i wanted to play the game again, anyway, and figured, “why not get paid for doin so”

Crazy Demon Tree story!

I tried submitting this last year, and because I was super late- it got lost in the greys and maybe 6 people saw it. So here it is again, with updates as many things have changed since I last wrote this story.

My cousin’s father passed away when he was a young teenager, it was tragic, but his mother remarried a wonderful man and life moved on as life tends to do.

A few years ago, my aunt, uncle, and 4 cousins moved into a new home our in the suburbs, it was their first house and was surprisingly cheap based on the neighborhood and size. Things seemed to be going great for them, but after 6 months of living there, they suddenly announced that they were getting divorced and my…