I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

I think it's one of those interesting but ultimately useless baseball quirks, kinda like hitting for the cycle.

They didn't have to pull the song. Anyone with a brain in the building would say that "choosing to silence someone who happens to be a victim of domestic violence might be the stupidest thing you could possibly do right now".

Also, it's good with the press.

[Jason Whitlock weighs in on Roger Goodell]

Nobody in the NFL, Roger? Mortensen just making shit up, is he? McManus too? Roger Goodell, moral arbiter of justice, wielder of both big mouth AND big stick, with a whole security team full of goons at his beck and call, didn't have anybody take a gander at a video everyone who followed this knew existed, when TMZ…

Same here. I can't even imagine perfecting some of those levels using the square button and the joystick.

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

Eh. That's fair I guess. I'm sure some people will get bent out of shape about this and shout "censorship" and all that, but honestly, for a quarter and a nickel, I think this is a reasonable-if-imperfect solution to the "family friendly console with internet" problem.

here's hoping for another challenger approaching eh?

Did you try to perfect every stage in VU? That's where the game really challenges you and why I'd have to disagree with it being shallow.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

If I was a boxer I would find a way to make that drop my walk in music.

"Who is Deliliah?"
"No."
"Who is Jeremy?"
"No."
"Who is Thomas?"
"No."
"Who is Damon?"
"No."
"Who is Tracy?"
"No."
"Who is Rebekah?"
"Goddammnit, No."
"Who is Marcus?"
"What the fuck..."
"Who is Jeremy?"
"You already guessed that..."
"Who is Robert?"
"Jesus fucking Christ, Antonio, all we need is for you to correctly identify one of…

"hate to play the race card but..."

Assuming he signed the policy, this should actually increase Winston's draft stock as it proves he can actually read coverage.

WAR WAR Binks

How can you tell if a person is an ultramarathoner?

I'd recommend staying away from the second one, though,