I wouldn't have used the word bitch, but "exercising your legal rights" in certain ways can certainly make you an asshole.

Only living person worth a damn to be depicted on the series, then.

She actually came across pretty well on the series. She's doing far more to damage her reputation with this lawsuit.

Changing your content, even a little, to appease celebrities' egos sounds like a great way to diminish your work.

He was firmly and profoundly against gay marriage and was overall a conservative at heart.

You should have realized a lot sooner that McCain was full of it.

Sea World has entertained me and my kids for the past four years, the assholes.

They do a lot of dumb shit, but they also call attention to some horrible shit. Like what Sea World does.

Even if you thought the joke was offensive, let's not pretend that the only reason someone would be bothered by Lena Dunham is because she's an "outspoken lady."

Is this another one of those "Lincoln was gay because he slept several to a bed with other men while travelling like everyone else in the 19th century" things?

According to Jolie, they each had a locket that had a single drop of the other's blood, and the idea that it was a "vial" was a tabloid myth.

And not having to work gives one all the time in the world to reflect on their depressed thoughts. (As exemplified by Bojack Horseman.)

I'm not sure where you live, but there must be group therapy sessions available somewhere.

Now that they're grown, I hope and trust that people will resume the verbal harassment of their father.

Calling people "literal human trash" sounds like something one would see in the TMZ comment section.

From what I've heard (and I cannot vouch for the accuracy of this), it's not that they actually expect the inmates to abstain from jacking off. It's that they're not supposed to be doing it when the guards check in on them - and they know what time the check-ins are going to happen.

"To be asked to return this year, at my new home at Disney ABC"

I can't buy for a second that he's only 28.

You would have been a baby during the Montreal Olympics, so maybe I should have said 45-50 and over.

Queen Latifah was great in Bessie, but surely the bigger travesty was Kirsten Dunst losing for Fargo.