“Let me begin by explaining that despite this obviously put-on accent and attitude, I am in fact the most genuine person you will meet.

Well, of course bestiality is legal in the District—ratfucking is Washington’s favorite pastime.

Hawkeroo would’ve finished it by threatening joe west

I expected to laugh at this and make fun of them, but I was floored, this is orders of magnitude better than anything I made in high school.

agreed. as far as videos made my bored teenagers go, this is fucking “Citizen Kane”.

i roasted my eagles fan friend for trading up for Wentz and even referred to him pejoratively as “Dakota Tebow”. I am ready to renege those comments based on this video. Wentz is going to throw 38 touchdowns and win MVP and Rookie of the Year.

Here is more info on what HB2 does from the NC Justice Center for those that aren’t familiar. It goes way beyond just address what they perceive to be an issue with boys entering girls bathrooms:

It’s not as good as Hunter S Thompson’s Nixon obit, but it’s in the same general region.

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

To be fair, the governor of iowa fucking sucks.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

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I absolutely despise gazpacho and Bloody Marys (spicy V8, barf!) but love a good hot tomato soup. What’s wrong with me?

They’re not saying “Booo” they’re saying “Your failures are now microcosms of our own miserable existences; come join us in our self-loathing, slow march to our TOOOOOOMBS!”

I feel like there needs to be a Dr. Suess book about this concept.

Pictured:

Ser Pounce will kill the High Sparrow, because cats love to kill birds.