Ah, dammit. I just bought both The Evil Within games, both Dishonored games, and Prey, due to MS’s recent acquisition (figured I should get caught up).

Oh, I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with it; I was just wondering if the naming was influenced by Impractical Jokers, or if this was a common naming convention. 

I mean, was there really any way that this wouldn’t be a debacle?

My five year old will be over the moon at this news... kid’s been playing the original Kirby Fighters since... I dunno, he was three or so. 

Are names like Cannoli and Biscotti typical? When I first saw this, I thought it was an Impractical Jokers reference (Joe has dogs with the same names). 

Yeah, I had all my hopes on getting it at Best Buy (have a Best Buy credit card and I’m a rewards member or whatever). Using certificates and easily sliding in to platinum status (at the end of the year... woo...) seemed like a good idea.

Well, I mean, I clearly didn’t spam the same comment repeatedly over the comments section of this article, and you clearly did, so there isn’t a lot of room for “wishing” or “knowing better” in this scenario.

Smart enough not to spam the same reply multiple times across the comments section of an article. Which I guess means, at the very least, I’m smarter than you! :D

My my, someone is triggered this morning.

Mmm... obviously this is inaccurate; otherwise, why post this comment on most of the posts on this article?

Well, there’s also this quote from Phil:

I hope they stick with the Cortana plot somehow. I was actually looking forward to “Halo 6" because I wanted to see where they went with this. Now I’m just confused as to of why I see Sangheili and Brutes fighting together; that just doesn’t seem plausible to me.

I feel like 343 lives in an impossible situation in general.

Well, I mean, to be fair:

And then they demanded that character go rogue in the games, so I have no idea what kind of message they’re trying to send.

Did Scorn get a release date? As far as I know (and can tell from some quick internet searches), it’s release date is still TBD. 

So... a few notes:

Not really. Similar to the NES/Genesis game, the first act focuses on beat ‘em up gameplay, but the beat ‘em up stuff takes a backseat after that (as far as I can tell; I’m on Act 3 Stage 3, and I’ve seen one beat ‘em up stage and one beat ‘em up boss fight since Act 1). 

Agreed.

The main problem with the Saturn launch was the surprise release and it being $100 more expensive than the soon to launch Sony console.