Game clock time or actual elapsed time?

Most Deadspin readers probably don’t know this, but Tom Scocca used to do a regular write up of newspaper comics with occasional Deadspin contributer Joe MacLeod for the Baltimore City Paper. It was awesome, but it doesn’t appear to be archived anywhere.

1) He got the T for stomping and waving his arms (and probably jawing at the ref) right after the call was made.

Huh? I was just pointing out a small editing error that can be corrected. Jeebus dude, get a grip.

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…

The bacon is the only dependable thing at a free hotel breakfast bar.

In a move that is notable mostly because it will shut up Red Sox fans just a little bit, the Sox have traded embattled pitcher Clay Buchholz to the Phillies for Josh Tobias, a prospect you’ve never heard of.

He got hit in the head while going into a protective slide and no penalty was called, despite the NFL claiming theyre all for player safety.

Contempt for the guy who just hit him in the head during a slide? Imagine that.

If this is a movie review, why did you devote half of its space to repeating gossip about an actor’s personal life. I don’t support (any) Affleck either. In fact, they’re both dicks. But make up your mind what you are reporting: a movie’s merits or a tabloid snatch ‘n grab.

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

Once again, New York finds a way to barge into Philly discussions.

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

i dunno... doesnt this fall under free speech? i dont see anyone sueing over all the such and such is an alien videos or all the other wierd as hell tinfoil conspiracies..

“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Simmons’ essential problem is that he’s got a face made for radio and a voice made for the printed word. Good Lord is he awful on camera.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.